10 lies about me

                 10 lies about me

1.When I was a baby I ate a lot of chocolate bars that is why I have brown hair.

2.When I went to my basement I was bitten by a vampire  and I got to hospital  in time that is why I am pale sometimes.

3.When I was little I drunk a lot of water that is why my eyes are blue.

4.I listen because I didn't listen when my mum told me to go put the rubbish away then I got abducted  by aliens in my sleep.

5.I have got lots of freckles  because when  I was a baby I fell in poop and when my mum wiped it and some didn't wipe off.

6.I am big because when I was five I ate a big candy cane on Christmas and I didn’t swallow it.

7.I time travel  a lot and my time machine got smaller and smaller and it turned into a watch.

8.The reason i have a rat's tale is because someone grabbed my hair and glue hair on the back of my head and it won't come off.

9. I've got a flat nose because there was a trap for a bear and I fell on and it cut my nose off and a doctor put it back on.

10.I like blue because I was around blue water a lot when I was a baby.